Are you a Christmas snob?
- You see a house covered in Christmas lights. Do you say:
- How tasteless.
- I’ve seen better displays in California.
- What does that do for the environment?
- How delightfully ironical.
- Your favourite Christmas song/carol is:
- Anything in Latin.
- Rocking around the Christmas tree
- A satirical version of ‘Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer’
- I try to avoid all Christmas music?
- The best mince pies come from:
- Fortnum & Masons
- A little pop-up shop off the High St
- Aldi
- I always bake my own.
- How many cards will you send this year?
- I don’t know. I leave that to my PA.
- None of any description.
- Only e-cards.
- Only religious cards.
- My Christmas television will consist of:
- Only the Queen’s Speech
- Anything on BBC 4.
- Mrs Brown’s Christmas Special.
- I have better things to do.
BEWARE! Any answer could betray snobbish tendencies! For a guide to the ‘snobscape’ and its serious as well as its frivolous side read Snobbery by David Morgan.